Lying and Laying
Sometimes I feel people don’t take me entirely seriously when I make comments about their appalling standards of grammar, spelling, and punctuation. But I have proof of the perils that lie in store for them if they continue in their slovenly ways. Artificial humans are even now being sent to test the grammatical skills of the members of Facebook and similar social networking sites, and if they fail, to kill them. Last year they carried out a trial on the employees of a certain well-known company. Now they are ready to continue their task in the rest of the English-speaking world. You don’t believe me? I invite you to view the image below, and to accept the truth.