The Secret of Eternal Youth
Written on 28th March 2012 Strange Manor, Nether Groping, WILTS England 1st April 2012 My dear Shannon, I have just remembered it is your birthday. How strange it is to think you are now fifte eighte twenty-f older! I’m sorry it’s been so long since I last wrote to you. I was just walking past the pool in the West Garden behind the East Wing the other day, and I recalled how you used to love playing there as a little girl before I told you about the crocodile. Or was that one of my other illegitimate daughters? I lose track so easily these days. Things haven’t changed much in the last couple of years. There is still a zombie problem in the grounds, despite all the letters of complaint I’ve written to the local newspaper. They disintegrate eventually of course, forming a good compost for the vegetable garden, but their numbers seem to remain undiminished. I just can’t understand where they’re all coming from. It used to be such a decent neighbourhood. Fortuna...